笑話--和英文聽力有關 英文

某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。. q& l  c' `+ e  `9 c
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該男思之久已，毅然下筆：「once a week。」9 w2 u$ `/ Z) ], f  f

: S; s0 t8 M3 @% n$ H0 L, J簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：「 this item should be filled in with male or female.」' E2 }% @$ _  o( O4 |& n" y% d& J
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該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕female，8 h  _* v( F3 r/ ^* a8 `

5 ?7 `5 h5 Z4 j$ f6 ~官楞之，曰：? u shouldn't it be male? 」( M7 H3 Q* `  R- i# O
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男急釋曰：「I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.」